Knock Knock - Wire Indoor/Outdoor Doormat

The best part about jokes that aren't that funny to begin with is that they don't get any less funny. This is just the kind of schtick you're going to need if you're putting a joke at your doorstep... as you won't be able to resist the Knock Knock - Wire Indoor/Outdoor Doormat. A guest comes over, reads it, says "huh, I guess 'wire' does sound like 'why are'." The guest will smile sincerely. The next time, you can expect the same smile, not broader, nor less. And if it doesn't work out that way, at least it's something you can wipe your feet on.

About High Cotton Inc.
High Cotton Inc. specializes in hilarious and occasionally sincere doormats and other products handy for expressing a funny, reflective, or occasionally off-color quip on the human condition. Perhaps that's a bit lofty - quip on things that happen or stuff people think, that's more like it. And all that while simultaneously offering a great product for necessary function. Their doormats are 100% olefin fiber with a vividly printed image and/or message that won't fade and can be easily cleaned.